And the Winner Is...
The Academy Award nominations
were announced today. Since the awards ceremony has
become such a ridiculous popularity contest, I
thought I would revisit my satirical Oscar
nominations of years past and offer up my choices
for this year's winners in the major
"Resident Evil," Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il,
Pope John Paul II, the Catholic Church, "About A
BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Osama bin Laden, "Catch Me If You Can"
BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Winona Ryder, "Possession"
BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Trent Lott, "Minority Report"
BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Whitney Houston, "High Crimes"
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
"Analyze That," Iraq's Weapons Declaration
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
"Murder By Numbers," Arthur Anderson, Enron,
Development note: I've
noticed that this site doesn't look like it should
in Netscape Navigator. Rather than waste time
jury-rigging it to look right in a
soon-to-be-obsolete browser, I'll just add the
cliché "This site best viewed with Internet
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