January 9, 2003

By Michael Strickland

What Would Jesus Drive?

You've probably seen the provocative TV commercials that came out after 9/11 connecting the purchase of drugs to financial support for terrorists. It was a powerful message, and a controversial one. Now, a grass roots group led by commentator Arianna Huffington is twisting the logic in those public service announcements into a campaign against sport utility vehicles. Here's a transcript of one of their commercials (which may soon appear on a TV network near you):

"This is George. This is the gas that George bought for his SUV. This is the oil company executive that sold the gas that George bought for his SUV. These are the countries where the executive bought the oil that made the gas that George bought for his SUV. And these are the terrorists who get money from those countries every time George fills up his SUV."

OIL MONEY SUPPORTS SOME TERRIBLE THINGS. WHAT KIND OF MILEAGE DOES YOUR SUV GET?

Huffington claims the connection between driving [legal] SUVs and supporting terrorism is a "much more credible link" than that between buying [illegal] drugs and financing terrorists. The absurdity of this argument astounds. One can connect virtually any activity to terrorism with enough creativity.

For instance: by going to work tomorrow, you will earn income, which will be taxed; a portion of your taxes will finance the ongoing U.S. military buildup in the Persian Gulf region; this buildup (whether or not it leads to outright war with Iraq) will likely add to the resentment that many in the Middle East already feel toward the U.S.; terrorists will feed on this resentment and use it to gain further support. So don't go to work tomorrow, or you'll be supporting terrorists!

I don't deny Huffington's basic point, that by consuming gas/oil, we are giving money to some countries that directly or indirectly support terrorists. My point of contention arises, however, with her flawed logic that leads to the conclusion that SUVs are to blame. Using Huffington's reasoning, aren't ALL Americans who drive automobiles guilty of supporting terrorists? Isn't the SUV question merely a matter of degree? Perhaps I, as an SUV owner, provide a slightly greater amount of support to terrorists than Huffington (assuming, arguendo, that she drives a Prius). So what? The difference is negligible in the big picture. As consumers of gasoline, we both (apparently) fund terrorists.

In principle, I agree wholeheartedly with Huffington's motives. SUVs do indeed serve as symbols of our society's gross commercialism. We absolutely need to become less dependent on oil. But this ad campaign is ludicrous, and will only garner attention for that reason. And the suggestion that legally owning and driving an SUV is a greater threat to our national security than buying illicit drugs is simply irresponsible.

Perhaps Huffington's crusade would be more effective with a less inflammatory tone. Maybe she should ask herself, "What would Jesus drive?" Oh, wait, someone else has already posed that question.

 

©2003 Michael Strickland ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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